December 2009
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a chat with my cousin's hacker
cousin's hacker: Hi
cousin's hacker: You there
cousin's hacker: Please I need your help
me: yup
me: with what?
me: :)
cousin's hacker: Am stranded here
cousin's hacker: And i really need your help
cousin's hacker: Please talk fast
cousin's hacker: You there i dont have much time
cousin's hacker: pls act fast
me: yes?
me: stranded?
cousin's hacker: yes am sorry that i did not tell u
cousin's hacker: I traveled
me: good for you! bring me lots of presents!
cousin's hacker: i was robbed
me: did you beat the robbers up?
cousin's hacker: i cant
me: why not????
cousin's hacker: They took all my stuffs including my wallet
cousin's hacker: They are so much
me: so much what?
cousin's hacker: The robbers are up to 10
me: all your stuffs? wow. you are indeed very generous!
cousin's hacker: Oh what you talking about
cousin's hacker: I dont have any clothes to wear
me: what? are you turning into a showgirl? do you pole dance now?
cousin's hacker: i do pole dance
cousin's hacker: And i dont have much time here
cousin's hacker: I need ur help pls
me: don't have time? we have all the time in the world!
me: let's run and be free and go wild!
me: weeeeeeeeehhhh!!!!
cousin's hacker: Oh may God am in the public library chatting with you and i really need help now please
me: wow, not just generous, thirsty for knowledge too!
cousin's hacker: I really need your help please
me: baby all we need is love! love is all we need.
cousin's hacker: Yea i know baby
cousin's hacker: And am in a terrible situation now and i really need your help
me: oh but we're all in a terrible situation. just look at those people in iraq. let's just pray to God and everything will be fine.
cousin's hacker: Yea i know and i need help as well baby
cousin's hacker: I will soon be kicked out of the hotel soon and i dont have any money to pay cause have been robbed and i need to get back home
me: well how can i help??????
cousin's hacker: Please help me with some money
me: oh i can definitely help! i'll break my piggy bank. brb
cousin's hacker: oh u there ??
cousin's hacker: i dont have much tiime on here please
me: sorry, im back
me: how's a dollar and 68 cents?
me: is that much help? it's all i got
cousin's hacker: Oh please i need more than that
me: but it's all i have right now. what can i do??????
me: i really want to help you!
cousin's hacker: Please you can talk with some of your friends
cousin's hacker: i will return it to you when am back home
cousin's hacker: Or do you want me to be kicked out of hotel and sleep on street :((
me: how can i send it to you? i think i could get around a couple bucks more from my friends! i only have two friends sadly :(
cousin's hacker: i just need like 300 please i will return that to you when am back
me: 300 friends? how many do you have? i only have two. well 3, including you.
me: how do you make so many friends? i envy you :((
cousin's hacker: no i meant $300
me: and you say you're in a terrible situation :(
cousin's hacker: i dont have so much friends
me: $300?? that's going to take me..wait let me compute.
me: brb. be back in a minute
cousin's hacker: ok
me: holy crap! it's going to take me 2 years 3 months and 11 days to get that money!
cousin's hacker: Oh my God
cousin's hacker: It seems u dont want to help me :((
me: my mom only gives me $0.36 a day :(
me: i'm really sorry
me: ill ask my mom again.
cousin's hacker: You can tell ur mom to help me out please
me: okay!!! we're in business!
cousin's hacker: what business
me: she said from now on she's going to bump up my allowance!!
me: now shes going to give me $0.75 a day! itll only take 1 year, 1 month and 5 days!!!
me: is that good enough?
cousin's hacker: Oh my gosh u dont want to help me
me: what? of course i do!! i'm trying my best
me: mom only earns $2/day in the factory
me: i dunno how she keeps up
me: good thing dad doesn't eat anymore
me: hey, i gotta go
me: we're still BFFs right??
cousin's hacker: yea
me: yay. i love you!
cousin's hacker: Bye since u cant help me
me: bye!
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hmm?
i wonder what i’m really good at.
i suck at my job. i don’t think i’m really progressing. at first i thought it’d be cool to have a job like this because all i have to do was think and type. no one really taught me how to do my job. the training was pretty much useless. right now, we’re having another “training” session and the stuff i know is basically...
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